I am a PIG... bacon, ribs,  and BBQ !

I am a DOG... cute, cuddly, and loyal.

I am a PLAYER...always winning and willing to take one for the team!

I am NO GOOD... that's right, no good at lying, hustling, or cheating. 

It's funny that I Am EVERYTHING that you say that I am,

AND you STILL don't know ME at all!!!