I am a PIG... bacon, ribs, and BBQ !
I am a DOG... cute, cuddly, and loyal.
I am a PLAYER...always winning and willing to take one for the team!
I am NO GOOD... that's right, no good at lying, hustling, or cheating.
It's funny that I Am EVERYTHING that you say that I am,
AND you STILL don't know ME at all!!!