"I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty"...

Don't stop now keep singing they're looking at you.

"I feel pretty"...

No you don't. You feel fat.

"Oh so pretty"...

short hair, wide nose, bad skin keep singing girl

"I feel pretty and witty and gay"...

And that's why you failed that first sememester of college.

Smile! No don't stop singing they'll know something is up.

"And I pity every girl who isnt me today."