Dionysus Goes Shopping
"Um, excuse me, maam?
Yes, you. Where could I find some
Of your freshest grapes?"
She told me aisle
Seven, but that's almost as
Helpful as the map
Daedalus gave me
Of his Labyrinth, the absolute
imbecile. Now I'm
wandering in this --
what is it called again? Oh,
right. "Sue Parmar Kette."
I'm just trying to
Make some wine, not solve this maze!
I'm the god of Wine!
I don't solve puzzles,
Especially those made from
Mere Mortals!
I'm by bananas again...
I guess Mortals aren't so mere,
As long as that one
Woman tells me where
These grapes are instead of one
of her riddles! Gah!