Di Uol Man Inna Di Choch

(Patois)

 

Waah uol man gaw choch service pahn Sunday.

Im always sidung adi back adi choch.

Wen di pawson staat preach,

Di uol man mek nize ahn disturb im.

If im agree wid di pawson, im tan up ahn sey,

“Yes, sah; a suh mi seet tu.”

But if im nuh agree wid di pawson, im tan up ahn sey,

“No, sah; a nuh suh mi seet.”

A suh im gwaan inna choch all di time.

Di osha dem affi tell im fi kip quiat ar cum out.

 

 

The Old Man In The Church

 

(English translation)

 

An old man attends church service on Sundays.

He always sits at the back of the church.

When the pastor starts preaching,

The old man makes noise and disturbs him.

If he agrees with the pastor, he stands up and says,

“Yes, sir; I view it that way too.”

But if he disagrees with the pastor, he stands up and says,

“No, sir; I don’t view it that way.”

That's how he behaves in church every time.

The ushers have to tell him to be quite or leave.

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