Dear past lover,

You were once important in my life,

too bad you weren’t very nice.

Seasons come and go but your love

Has yet to ever grow.

Thank God I found someone who

Doesn’t let me go.

Cold talks, cold shoulder,

You will probably never mature.

But too bad you always smelled like MANURE.

I always didn’t know how to let you go,

But then I realized your heart was filled with SNOW.

Oh, how sad nothing was when I realized

You moved on.

Love, EX LOVER