The Cycle of Unproductivity Pt 1

Can't focus?

Turn on music.

Music distracting?

Turn off music.

Too quiet?

Put on music.

Music distracting?

No more music.

 

Distracted?

Turn off distractions.

No Google,

No Facebook,

No Tumblr,

No Twitter,

No YouTube,

No fanficfion,

No deviantART,

No FictionPress,

No distractions.

Need help?

Google it,

Ask Facebook friends,

Tumblr search,

Search the web.

HEY! NO DISTRACTIONS!

 

Stressed out?

Take a break.

Break distracting?

BACK TO WORK!

Work stressing?

Take a break.

Break too long?

BACK TO WORK!

Workload daunting?

Take a break.

Procrastinating?

BACK TO WORK!

Stressed out!

Deserts now!

Look at the time!

BACK TO WORK

BACK TO BREAK

BACK TO WORK

BACK TO BREAK

BACK TO--

Good night.

 

Where's your work? You had all night!

Did I really? I didn't notice.

 

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