(This poem is part of a heroic crown of sonnets. For more information, see "Crown of Chaos, Crown Jewel")
And if you disagree, then damn your eyes.
I'm sorry, that came out a little rude
For ev'ry slight I do apologize
I'd like my wit to be a bit subdued.
I'm not the type that purposely offends
Though I'm not sure I'd say that I'm polite
It's not that I'm averse to making friends
It's just that smalltalk never is alright
I feel I should apologize once more
This sonnet's flow is really rather weak
Transitioning is noticeably poor.
I guess I tried to say that I am meek?
Whoever wrote this mess is getting fired
I'm really, really, very super tired.