(This poem is part of a heroic crown of sonnets. For more information, see "Crown of Chaos, Crown Jewel")
If I must leave, I'd like to leave in style.
The one that I have always written in
A message from a major metaphile
So that this poem ends as it begins.
I'd like to thank you all for reading this
I hope it's half as fun to read as write.
I do suspect this structure will be missed.
I started this line with “I” out of spite.
Wherefore did that last line sound wrong aloud?
(Wherefore means “why”, in case you didn't know)
Despite some faults, of this work I am proud.
I probably could be a poem pro.
Although it might be silly and offbeat,
A crown of sonnets: quite a daunting feat.