Studyin' all day

Gotta boost my GPA

Get to work by five

Concessions at the cinema dive

Cleaned up the puke and condoms

Found poop in a cup

Reeking of popcorn when I hit the door

Somebody's waitin' on the floor

A hundred pounds of chocolate lab

Who loves me and popcorn the most

Sick of sodas, I grab chocolate milk for a toast.