Broke Poker Addict's Suicide Note to Ex-Gold-digger Girlfriend
For the Queen,
Here is the Jack of Spades
Because you've used your Clubs.
Though I thought I was a King,
I didn't have a Two of Diamonds
Because I couldn't give you any.
Please don't think I'm a Joker
Because by now, I'm gutshot.
I'm sorry I couldn't give you a full ring,
But I bleed and have nothing left.
So here is my heart.
Good-bye, perfect.
Love,
The Ace of Hearts