Have you ever been petting a dog?
A big, fluffy, friendly, dog.
And in that moment you become so overwhelmed
By how big and fluffy and friendly that dog is?
It's eyes are so big
You know the dog is loving life
Because what is not to love?
They get free food
And best of all
From someone like you
Because to that big fluffy dog,
You are the most awesome person around.