The Big Bad Authority
Location
Oh no.
You used an
empty
threat.
How will I ever survive?
Thrive?
Now my whole
Delicate
Meticulously
Pondered
Scheme of
events to-
day has been utterly
bedraggled,
To the fullest extent of bedragglement which a bedraggled scheme of events can withstand.
Bother.
I fear you so,
for you are so INFINITELY superior to me.
Especially considering I am so utterly dumb.
I may as well be a doornail when I grow up.
Yes, you have outshined me, BIG CHEESE.
You will always rule me.
I am no where near intelligent enough to form the difficult conclusion that you are nothing more than a
SCARED LITTLE
SHEEP.
succumbing to the tactic of using deft threats in order to make sure your petty little game works out just the way you planned it.
I congratulate you for this.
I envy you.
My heart BLEEDS with succulent admiration for your beautiful accomplishment.
You devil, you.
What a nice little ball of dough.
You'll look quite pretty once you've been shoved into a mold and fried in the fat cats' oven for a few hours.
Yes, you'll do quite nicely.
I hope they put the "Authority" flavored frosting on you when you're a cookie.
Maybe you will receive a big, SHINY BADGE, TOO! OOH,GOODY, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN!
I'm ecstatic.
Simply
beaming.