Too much work,

and no time.

I'd rather twerk,

than waste a rhyme.

 

I want to eat.

I want to sleep.

I just want to eat red meat,

Instead of make a literary leap.

 

Instead of essays,

and then tests,

how about do a maze,

and take a rest?

 

Instead of debating politics,

I'll rather take an easy class.

Let's watch movies on heretics,

Instead of finding mass.

 

In history,

it said only learn the basics of readin', writing, and 'rithmetic.

It's not a mystery,

Why I haven't learned a lick.

 

So lets go home,

and pray to God,

because I had some school. Some!

And maybe he'll make things less odd.