Long hair, short hair, curly, straight, unmanageable.

Wide thighs, small waist, size 10 skinny jeans.

Shirts with extra stretch,

make sure they fit over your chest.

Extra small for your 32A breast.

Big pink lips that you cover up with MAC.

Booty for days, pokes out from behind.

All of the boys want to smack.

Soft hands, scarred feet,

black knees dark as night.

Belly flat as an iron board,

muffin top hangs over your pants.

Caramel, vanilla latte, mocha skin.

You win.