Amy Klobuchar Fans

The Amy Klobuchar fans are slandering Namor the Sub-Mariner, which is bad;

When Namor finds out what the Amy Klobuchar fans are doing, he gets mad.

 

The Amy Klobuchar fans are telling this lie that Namor had tried to murder them, as you can see;

Namor and the Defenders are searching for those pieces of shit and I'm speaking honestly.

 

When the Defenders find the Amy Klobuchar fans and the villains see them, they use their super weapons to try to kill the heroes;

The Amy Klobuchar fans are sinful and fucked up, in case you didn't know.

 

The Hulk delivers a thunderclap to knock down the Amy Klobuchar fans;

The Silver Surfer uses his telekinesis to destroy the villains' weapons, which is grand.

 

Namor kicks the crap out of the Amy Klobuchar fans, which is cool;

The Amy Klobuchar fans are also bitchy fools.

 

When the Amy Klobuchar fans are beaten, Dr. Strange calls the police, which is great;

The Amy Klobuchar fans are people who the Defenders really hate.

 

When the police arrive, Dr. Strange uses his magic to make the villains tell the police the truth about what they've done;

Slandering an innocent person is never wonderful or fun.

 

When the police arrest the Amy Klobuchar fans, the Defenders go away;

The Amy Klobuchar fans are going to prison and that's all I have to say.

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