Life isn’t easy.

You were born bald and ugly

Your birthday parties sucked

everyone made fun of you. 

You are 13 years old 

You are still ugly, but now you are fat too

and then came puberty 

you became anorexic skinny

your face full of pimples,

and nobody wants to date you 

You became old

you are 24 years old

fresh out of college 

with no money and no job.

You became even older

now you are 37 years old 

with a kid that won’t let you sleep at night 

and another baby on the way

four mouths to feed.

You became even older

now you are 65 years old

you are left alone

full of white hairs and wrinkles 

your teeth fell long time ago.

And there’s a quote I once heard

before I became theft and it said

“Life isn’t always perfect.

Life isn’t always easy. 

Life doesn’t always make sense,

but that’s the beauty of life.”

Now I’m 89 years old

and as I sit on my porsche

I remember the beauty of my life.