I know all of us have had a difficult teacher

Who we all thought was a preacher

Because they went on and on about grades

And how we have it made

Because back in their day they didn't have it like us

They got a whooping whenever they cussed

"Back in my day, we got hit with a switch if we did something bad,"

"Y'all aren't disciplined like we were, you should be glad!"

They go on about life and school

As if school were cool

They lecture nonstop without taking a break

And then they ask you why you aren't awake

And those teachers whose class is REALLY boring

After about five minutes of teaching, everyone is snoring

Or the stubborn teachers who are mean

If you make them mad they go Incredible Hulk and turn green

"Can I use the restroom?" "I don't know, can you!?"

"May I use the restroom." "Yes you may, if your work is done too."

When we smack our lips or huff and puff

They get upset and want to get all rough

"CALL YOUR PARENTS!" and call you out in front of everyone

You get embarrassed and mad a ton

You get in trouble when you get to your house

You know when you're in trouble because you're quiet as a mouse

And don't forget about the teachers with very bad breath

That smells like a very bad animal death

You're scared to ask a question so you won't have to smell it

So you do it and then they spit.........................

The slobbery teachers who always spit on you, what a joy they are!

Especially the ones who can spit very far

It lands on your paper or lands on your face

Their spit lands in any place

Yes, those kinds of teachers are the best

They have nothing on the rest

Oh yeah, the rest of the teachers!

The ones who snitch on you all the time

And the ones who acts like every little thing is a crime

Teachers who hate you for no reason at all

The ones who are so quick to call

Call the principal or tell your dad

They'll do anything to make you mad

You hate that teacher a lot

The one with the evil plot

There's a lot you want to say

But there's just some s**t you can't say to teachers, but maybe on graduation day!