Mama Ain't Raise No Swan
Bully and belittle
Poke and prode
That's fine 'n' dandy
Mama ain't raise no swan
With my beak held high
Standin' taller than crayons
Can't get me down
Mama ain't raise no swan
Ya'll say I'm useless
A mat to walk on
That's A-Ok
Mama ain't raise no swan
I take the teasing
From dusk til' dawn
"Keep walkin', baby."
Mama ain't raise no swan
I'm "smart and special"
"Cutest ever spawned"
Ocean eyes, fluffy feathers
Mama ain't raise no swan
Mama kisses me
As I start to yawn
"Mama loves you, baby,"
"And she ain't raise no swan."