A princess laid beside a pondHer hair was long, beautiful, and blondeShe hoped to find the perfect guyShe looked into the water and let out a sigh Then, out of the water popped a frogHe swam up to the princess and sat on a logShe knew the fairy tail which was enough to convinceIf she kissed this frog he would turn into a prince  So she kissed the frog as if it wasn't strangeSat back and waited for him to changeBut instead of the frog turning into a fellaThe stupid princess contracted salmonella So if you think your love life can not worsenDon't kiss an animal, I promise you can find a personBut if you choose to not listen to my expertiseThen you will most likely get a disease