I am totally the shit,

and this was wrote to prove it.

I usually wear t-shirts and jeans,

and it shows I like to eat my proteins.

Told I look just like Channing Tatum

so many girls gave me ultimatums.

“Homecoming, Tolo, and Prom we’re going now”

I just sat back and gave them my disavow.

Then I discovered one so true

so I decided to pursue.

She was the one I wanted and she knew

tried to stay cool but I was stuck like glue.

Now Im hoping to hear you say

I won this FLAWLESS giveaway.