Three times a marking period That's how often we can go But if you are married Then shouldn't you already know?  You say it's too much, disruptive, distracting If we could stop it, we wouldn't be asking You've never experienced the anxiousness of anticipating to leak Because you're not the one suffering once a month for a week  There are limits placed on creativity And now bodily functions It is the 21st century Not a Middle Ages dungeon  So the next time someone asks If they can please go Just sign the pass and say "It's okay, I know."