Dear Sinners & Villans,

Sinners and villains hear the call, a warning of thy transgressions

Those of you whom shun the Lord,

Upon you the fallen one will descend and you will face punishment for your sins.

 

To the slothful,

You lackadaisical, lethargic, lifeless, lazy, layabouts.

You whom refuse the Lord for fear of labor,

The fallen one shall tear you from your bed Chambers and drag you to the nether realm.

There you will suffer in a pit of serpents that shall bite and snap at you for eternity.

 

To the greedy,

You covetous, craving, coward.

You would drape yourself in the finest garments, while letting your neighbors be adorned with rags.

The fallen one shall tear your garments, and tarnish your gold coins, and drag you as well into the nether realm

For you the fallen one shall place you into the finest of stewpots, and boil you in the finest of oils.

 

To the wrathful,

You ireful, indignant, irate, imbeciles.

You whom would repay your fellow man’s mercy with hate,

He whom would pay his debtors with blood and misery.

The fallen one will strike you to the earth and drag you into the nether realm.

For you the fallen one shall inflict true pain upon you.

He shall tear your limbs apart over and over again like prometheus,

Your severed appendages shall return only for your punishment to continue till the end of eternity.

 

To the lustful,

You pathetic, perverse, purposeless, perverts.

You whom seek only to satisfy thy carnal instincts,

To he who indulges in sins of the flesh,

You are not safe from the fallen ones evil, and you will scream as he drags you into the nether world.

For you he shall smother you in flaming brimstone,

Buried alive and burning you will wail for mercy till the end of time.

 

To the glutton,

You horrendous, hefty, heretical, hog.

You who ravenously feeds off food and drink,

One who forces cuisine down his throat,

The fallen one shall choke you as he drags you into the nether world.

For you he will stuff down rats, toads, serpents, and all manor of vermin down your gullet just as you did with food in life.

 

To the envious,

You abrasive, abhorrent, acidic, animal.

He who looks upon his fellow man's possessions and salivates, plotting their destruction.

Who craves ownership over his fellow men’s homes, wives, and things.

The fallen one will pull you from your ill gotten gains into the nether realm.

For you the fallen one shall drop you into the frozen seas of the nether realm,

Where the cold shall grab and pull at your frozen flesh until the end of time.

 

To the prideful,

You bellowing, bragging, boasting, beast.

You most vile of sinners, most putrid of villains.

He whom looks down on his fellow man,

Who mocks his brother and shames his sister,

All to feed his insatiable ego,

The fallen one shall throw you from your pedestal into the nether realm.

For you, repulsive one, the fallen one will tie you to and break you upon the wheels of the netherworld,

And as you moan in agony, the fallen ones demonic, vile, repulsive laugh shall bellow across the entirety of the nether world.

 

I come to warn thee of thy transgressions against thy maker.

I come to warn thee of His Fury.

 

 

Sincerely;

Alex Staples, fellow sinner