To The Ex-Girlfriend Of My Current Boyfriend
To the ex-girlfriend of my current boyfriend
There is no doubt in my mind that you need to stop
You see the equation of him plus I equals now
The equation of him plus you equals the past, gone, not again
Therefore the exit is to the right, my right to be exact
Now if you still don’t understand
Let me explain all the reasons why this is necessary
Please take notes
One, when he told me the first time you tried to get his attention
I tried to understand and got a bit mad
Two, the second time he told me you tried to get his attention
I got a little pissed
Three, the third time in which he told me you tried to get his damn attention
Let’s just say the pigment in my face matched the color of my hair
And you see, temptation is against god’s will and I’m a goddamn christian
Although under the ten commandments, the fifth one is, “You shall not murder”
I think God will forgive me on this one
Four, when I told him how I felt about this topic, I ended up asking if I could choke you
He said (and I quote), “I mean if you really want”, which means I have permission Therefore I can and will
Five, go back to wherever the hell you came from
We don’t need you here
Six, I saw the way you were looking at him at homecoming
Another reason why I made out with him in front of you, thinking you’d back off but no you’re still here
Seven, you’re suffering from unrequited love but that’s not your only problem
Eight, your other problem is me
Nine, back the fuck off
Ten, yes I requested to follow you on instagram only for you to follow me back and see all the pictures him and I that you could stay up all night wishing that could be you
Eleven, why are we still talking about this?
Because you left him over four months ago
I repeat, you left him
You left him hurt and confused
Twelve, I think I fell
I felt like Alice for a while
I was chasing this thing called happiness
But on my way down the rabbit hole
I banged my head against this black grand piano
It sang me the sweet melody of the time his hands first danced across my bare back
I had to steer clear of the treacherous word hope that was following me on my trip
I had to duck every crippling reason why this time won’t end like the last
Every book that passed over me had something to do with the time he walked a mile in the dead of night for me over a year ago just to give me his hoodie which I now wear as a nightgown
See the bed I bounced off seemed to have a trace of him
As I flipped, twisted and spun down
I was deathly afraid of dying
Which is a very new concept for me because I always believed that everything happen for a reason
Therefore I didn’t mind death before now
But then got a sense of excitement for what is yet to come
When I finally fell I found the table that Alice once did
I grabbed that damn key then drank the potion as if I was Dirkie from Lost in the Desert that hasn’t drank anything for seven days
I opened the tiny door only to find him holding out his heart with my name stitched into it
Thirteen, thank you
If it wasn’t for you breaking him
He and I wouldn’t have crawled our way back to June 29th, 2014 where it all began
We were two broken hearts combined as one and made whole
So thank you for leaving him
Thank you for creating something miraculous between him and I