Malapropisms

BY STANLEY COOPER

Malapropisms are wordy misuse

Totally fraught with wordy abuse

Linguistically, wordy erroneous

Nomenclature-ly wordy felonious


 

You malaprop felons, abusers of speech

Lovers of language, should you impeach

You stand here accused of word instability

We convict you of malapropos culpability

 

So whether you write in prose or in rhyme

We’ll strive for punishment that fits your write crime

We’ll remove your thesaurus, dictionary too

All writing for you will be strictly taboo